Quote Album Famous Quotes and Sayings
  • Home
  • Quotes by Topic
  • Quotes by Author
  • Quotes by Keyword
  • Quote Search
Random Quote

Dave Barry Quotes

Dave Barry
A Pulitzer Prize-winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for The Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005.
David "Dave" Barry (born July 3, 1947) is a Pulitzer Prize-winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for The Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels. » Dave Barry on Wikipedia
Open
MEGAHERTZ: This is a really really big hertz.
Dave Barry
Dave Barry
Open
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Dave Barry
Dave Barry
Open
You're only young once but you can always be immature.
Dave Barry
Birthdays and Age
Open
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
Dave Barry
Dave Barry
Open
Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash.
Dave Barry
Cities and Travel
Open
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
Dave Barry
Dancing · Dave Barry
Open
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Dave Barry
Dave Barry
Open
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Dave Barry
Dave Barry · Sports
Open
The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat.
Dave Barry
Dave Barry · Internet · Computers
Open
As a child I was more afraid of tetanus shots than for example Dracula.
Dave Barry
Dave Barry
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • Next »
Page 1 of 11

Selected Topics

  • Simplicity Quotes
  • Experience Quotes
  • Difficult Days Quotes
  • America and Americans Quotes
  • Worry Quotes
  • Helping Other People Quotes
  • Inspirational Quotes
  • Character and Personality Quotes
  • Aging and Old Age Quotes
  • Dave Barry Quotes
All Topics

Selected Authors

  • Bible Quotes
  • Mahatma Gandhi Quotes
  • Thomas Carlyle Quotes
  • Chinese Proverb Quotes
  • C. S. Lewis Quotes
  • George Bernard Shaw Quotes
  • Helen Keller Quotes
  • Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Quotes
  • Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Quotes
  • Cicero Quotes
All Authors
Navigate
  • Home
  • Terms of Use
  • Privacy Policy
  • Contact Us
  • Submit a Quote
  • rss Quotes RSS Feed
Popular
  • Success Quotes
  • Positive Quotes
  • Love Quotes
  • Life Quotes
  • Funny Quotes
  • Inspirational Quotes
Resources
Add Quote Search to Your Site
Add Quote Search to Your Browser


Embed Quotes Widget
Get a Widget for Your Site
© Copyright 2019 QuoteAlbum.com
Some materials and photos on this site are the intellectual property of their respective originator. See Copyright Notice.

0.032 sec · Hosting by WebFaction
Follow QuoteAlbum on Twitter