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I rant therefore I am.
Dennis Miller
Complaining · Funny
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I like children - fried.
W. C. Fields
Funny · Children
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I dressed up for the CD.
Mitch Hedberg
Funny · Comedy · Jokes
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I am an atheist thank God!
Anonymous
Atheism · Funny
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I like marriage. The idea.
Toni Morrison
Funny · Marriage
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Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Bill Cosby
Aging and Old Age · Funny
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Never floss with a stranger.
Joan Rivers
Quips and Comments · Funny
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Dogs are my favorite people.
Richard Dean Anderson
Pet · Funny
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright
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Never fight an inanimate object.
P. J. O'Rourke
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